Dennis is toilet bowl thinker with an archaic dress sense who enjoys playing mind-boggling drum beats when he is not eating ice cream with his wife or reading a book very slowly. He owns a much loved Russian smena symbol film camera which he proudly hangs on his wardrobe door. His aspiration in life is to be an old man when he grows up.


Sara is of the vintage-loving pixie-haired breed. When she isn’t making a mess in the kitchen, she enjoys blowing bubbles with her husband and starting craft projects that don’t always get finished.

She is the kind of person who would rather put an ice cream on her forehead than eat it if the scorching sun doth bid her to.

Yes, they are married.

Yes, to each other.